Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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