I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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