Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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