kristin has been a bad kristin
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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