i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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