youre lurking in front of me
I wish i was in the wii world.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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