i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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