you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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