whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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