windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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