it wasn't lemon gatorade
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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