I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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