question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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