we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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