She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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