your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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