it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Come back. Shots need mouths.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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