Duck Duck Cougar?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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