Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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