Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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