mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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