WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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