So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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