It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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