i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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