I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Randomize
