he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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