So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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