Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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