she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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