I murdered the dance floor call the cops
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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