quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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