I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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