And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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