turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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