i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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