yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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