you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now