I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I need moral support for this bender
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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