hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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