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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Non-Jews are for practice
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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