you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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