It's like God shit irony all over that family
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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