i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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