I should be sponsored by Trojan
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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