U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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