No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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