God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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