New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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