whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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