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(305): View more from Florida

go do what you do best...puke behind churches

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(845): View more from New York

i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen

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(804): View more from Virginia

is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex

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(562): View more from California

I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.

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(804): View more from Virginia

We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."

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(585): View more from New York

Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern

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