How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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