Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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