Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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