Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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