return my video game
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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