Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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