Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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