I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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